14 October 2010

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UK: 'Vampires Suck' - In Cinemas Now

"The ultimate vampire parody has landed on this side of the Pond, at last. Let the Twi-Bashing commence..."
Well, yes, we kinda already knew that vampires sucked...


I mean, apart from the fact that they now glitter under the sun (fang you, Twilight for that one), we have to remember that, not that long ago, a blonde and petite ex-cheerleader used to kick their backsides on a regular basis. And, if that was not bad enough, even when they kept away from Sunnydale, they were still getting their backsides kicked by a girl.


(Of course, with the Slayer not being the Chosen One anymore, they get their sorry backsides kicked on a regular basis by lots of girls now...)


And, most of the times, they're kind of easy to spot as well...


So, yes, nowadays, vampires are, let's face it, the butt of all jokes and, obviously, this movie has taken the easy road by making fun of them... Actually, its writers have chosen an even easier road by mocking Twilight. But, hey, after all, vampires are vampires... even those who glitter.



The Warning
This movie has been rated PG-13 for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and... wait for it... teen partying. (Nothing is more scary and difficult to watch than teen partying, I'm tempted to agree with the censors on that one...)

The Storyline (Yes, there actually is a storyline)
"A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom..."


The Taglines
  • "From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie!"
  • "Some sagas just won't die."

The Cast and Crew List


Directors:
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer


Writers:
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer


Cast:
Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader, Chris Riggi


More details and information available at IMDb.com 




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