Showing posts with label Dennis Jarvis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dennis Jarvis. Show all posts

20 February 2015

Wood Shop Trap Hits Your Geek Player Technology Score

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You didn't submit your classes in time... 

You tried to get into the Advanced Quantum Entanglement class (you did name your cat Spooky Action after all) but amazingly, it was filled. Great. Now what are you going to take. You look down list of available classes and it's pretty ominous. Go ahead and turn the page past the physical education classes. There will be no getting tied up to the school mascot this year, Thank you very much. 

Wait a minute! Underwater RC submersibles. Oh crap! It just filled up..most likely one of your friends stole the last spot. 

29 January 2015

IP Address Geek Game Perk

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Silly human adults. They busy themselves with work, groceries, and Modern Family. 

Every now and then they look up to check on you in your eternal hibernation in the the cluttered space you call a room but, sometimes, they need your help and that's when the tide turns in favor of every self-respecting geek.

Yes, Mom...you may pay the bills but I set up the remote control, the DVD player, the Wii (really, you can't even register the remote??)

31 December 2014

Freddy Schillinger Geek Player Profile

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Freddy’s world is awash in numbers, both real, imaginary, and very very long. Most kids get a snowcone and they’re mainly concerned with whether to go blue (completely natural flavors) or rainbow. Freddy is deep in thought as to the crystalline make up of the individual ice crystals in near reductive symmetry and the overall cone shape as a reference model to a visible universe expanding in both time and space. Years of calculating pi to the 32nd place and practicing the quadratic equation to various show tunes such as BINGO have made him a master of all things numeric and equally earned him a top spot in the Fantasy Geeks game on Facebook. Let’s find out how Freddy “Exponent” Schillinger came up.

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