YouTube shuts, Google sniffs, Twitter slims in this year's April Fool gags

(via AFP)

YouTube is shutting down, Twitter users have to pay for the use of vowels, and the new Google Nose search engine will bring a whiff of wet dog or daisies right to your computer or smartphone.

Smells fishy? These internet giants went all-out to try and bamboozle their users with April Fool's gags on the most mischievous day of the year.

YouTube, the world's largest video sharing site, revealed it had merely been an eight-year contest to find the best video and would be closing to review all entries. The winner would be announced in 2023.

"We are so close to the end. Tonight at midnight, youtube.com will no longer be accepting entries. After eight amazing years, it is finally time to review everything that has been uploaded to our site and begin the process of selecting a winner," 

said Tim Liston, named as "competition director."

Breaking News: Hens' Chocolate Flavoured Eggs Will Be Available For Consumption By Next Easter!

Yes, you've read it right, by this time next year, we should be able to eat chocolate flavoured eggs that have been laid by hens!

That was the claim made last week at an international farmers convention by Madame Poisson, a French farmer from Brittany.

Apparently, Madame Avril Poisson has been experimenting for years with various ways that would make hens lay flavoured eggs and it seems that the one on producing hens' chocolate flavoured ones is the one that  was eventually successful.

"All you will need to do, is hard boil the eggs like any other eggs and, once they're ready, put them in the fridge. Then, once they're cold enough, you'll just need to take the shell off and you will have succulent eggs with chocolate flavoured whites and yolks. Simple!"

The hens' chocolate eggs, expected to be on the shelves of various supermarkets all over Europe by the end of February 2014, have already been seen as a serious competition to the traditional (and much more expensive) Easter eggs. Funding from the European Union will help with the setting up costs for the needed massive scale production and its running for the first year.

French Far-Right groups have already publicly criticised the idea of having hens' flavoured chocolate eggs and condemned it as "another attempt from the socialist EU to destroy our Christian traditions."

Madame Avril Poisson said that, if the sale of hens' chocolate flavoured eggs is successful, she'll start working on the production of bacon flavoured ones as soon as possible and that she has already received some very encouraging feedback from major supermarkets in the UK regarding that future venture.

Here, at LoupDargent.info, we all think that hens' flavoured eggs are an egg-cellent idea.
But, what do you think? let us know in the comments area.

Thanks in advance.

Loup Dargent

Related Articles

• 'Miracle' chicken lays mega half a pound egg with two yokes and another egg inside 
• Chocolate flavoured stamps issued for Easter in Belgium 
• Celebrating Easter the Art History Way- Fabergé Eggs 
• Ten Facts You Need To Know About Easter [Infographic] 
• 'Doctor Who' Themed Easter Eggs 
• Chocolate Zombie Bunny Returns For Easter

The Legend Of Excalibur And The Knights Templar

Legends are important to many of the world's people and to society in general. Legends give us powerful and benevolent figures to look up to and deviously intelligent malevolent figures to condemn (or to secretly admire). The trouble with legends, however, are the details. Since many of our oldest legends--the really good ones--have been verbally passed down over centuries, the details and juicy bits get lost in the cacophony of bards. The Legend of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table, or as I like to say, The Legend of Excalibur and the Knights Templar.

As the legend goes, King Arthur is the son of Uther Pendragon and Igraine. He was taken from his father by Merlin who raised him along with Kay. Uther dies and the kingdom was without a king. So, a tournament was held and Arthur, acting as Kay's squire, forgets Kay's sword. He runs to retrieve it, but comes across The Sword in the Stone instead. Not knowing the legend behind the sword, Arthur grabs it and runs back to Kay. Kay notices that it is not his sword, but the famed Excalibur Sword. After much ado, Arthur is made King.

After awhile, Arthur runs into some trouble with his kingdom, and decides to form the Knights of the Round Table to help fight off the Saxons. They succeed but the kingdom falls into disarray, with demoralized citizens and quarrelling knights. So, Merlin tells Arthur to send the Knights out to find the Holy Grail, which could save Camelot. They never bring the Grail back to Camelot, and they apparently all die or go mad...but the Knights Templar continued their Quest for the Holy Grail. Were the Knights of the Round Table and the Knights Templar the same group of knights? If so, this is one of the major places that legend lost the details.

By taking a look at physical evidence in addition to historical evidence, we can get a better idea of the situation. During his life, Uther Pendragon possessed a sword that was famous in battle. The main design on the pommel was a stylized cross. Not the Christian Cross, but a cross of equal lengths like a plus sign. This design can also be found on King Arthur's sword Excalibur and the Templar Knights Sword. Lancelot's dagger also carries this design, though it is much more discreetly shown. 

Is it a coincidence that this design continues to show up on various swords, shields, and helmets throughout medieval history? Is there a possibility that the Knights of the Round Table fostered the Knights Templar whose legend continues on for hundreds of years?

About Today's Contributor:

Lawrence Heller is a freelance journalist who specializes in Medieval History. 

Related Articles:

• Merlin recap-"The Hollow Queen" 
• A Guide to London's Most Beautiful Gothic Interiors 
• Knights Templar alive and kicking - in Estonia at least 
• Estonian Army Ruled by Knights Templar-style Order 
• The end of the Knights Templar, 1314 

Ten Facts You Need To Know About Easter [Infographic]

Let's face it, you probably know already quite a lot about Easter thanks to the net and its main search engines, but this infographic from Smack is providing us with ten more obscure facts that you might have missed... and, as today is Easter Sunday and we desperately needed an Easter related post to mark the day, this egg-cellent infographic (found on the visual.ly site) was like a timely gift from heavens that we decided to share with you guys, with the hope that you'll find something you actually didn't know in it.

Enjoy!

Loup Dargent

PS: Happy Easter to all this blog's visitors, readers and supporters!

'Inspiration' - A Guest Post by Author Nicole R. Taylor

Don't worry, I'm not going to go all "The Only Way Is Essex" on you guys, but I must admit I was tempted to start this little introduction with a loud "OMG, guess what?!". I believe it could have been justified though, as, Nicole R. Taylor (the author of 'The Witch Hunter'), is visiting LoupDargent.info once again (must be something in our virtual coffee) and, this time, she is talking about... inspiration.

The inspiration behind a writer's work is always something I'm curious about, so I'm obviously very happy about Nicole's chosen topic...but, I'm also pretty sure somehow that you guys will find Nicole's "talk" about it very interesting (and enjoyable) too.

Happy reading!

Loup Dargent

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Hitting Theaters In Summer 2013

If the term "cowabunga" conjures up images of amphibians rather than surfing, then it is likely you've been bitten by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bug. After all, those lovable green guys have been around for decade, in every corner of the globe, and we the people just can't seem to let them go. If you need proof, consider the most current revival. That's right, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are scheduled to karate kick and ninja chop into a theater near you this very summer. Read on to learn more:

Philippines marks Easter with bloody mock crucifixions

Philippines marks Easter with bloody mock crucifixions (via AFP)

Catholic zealots in the Philippines re-enacted the last hours of Jesus Christ on Good Friday, whipping their backs and nailing themselves to crosses in a grisly Easter ritual that persists despite Church disapproval. Foreign and local tourists flocked to the outskirts of the city of San Fernando, a…

The Strangest Laws in the Land [Infographic]

The United States is famous for more than its status as a world power. The nation’s maintenance of antiquated laws – considered stupid in our modern era – has long been a humorous topic.

In Alabama, for example, there is a law that prohibits both disguises and laughter inside of a church. In 1888, a man named Williams wore a fake mustache along with his Sunday best and was charged with disrupting a religious service. His appeal to justice was denied since his false mustache was worn “intentionally” and was “an act in its nature rude”.

A law prohibiting the exploitation of bears is another Alabama gem that can result in fines, imprisonment or loss of bear custody for the offending parties. What exactly is bear exploitation, you ask? It involves engaging a bear in a wrestling match, receiving money for said wrestling match or surgically altering a bear for purposes of exploitation, including tooth or claw removal. If you were planning on hosting a bear wrestling match, it’s not recommended that you do so in Alabama.

5 Most Awaited Movies Of 2013

 

2012 brought an impending apocalypse, a nation-changing U.S. Presidential election, and some of the best movies seen in the past 100 years. Many of these movies were based on true events, while many others were entirely fictional. Nevertheless, 2012 has left us with the hopes of even greater achievements in cinematic technologies and suspenseful stories in 2013. While this year has already brought us amazing tales, such as Olympus Has Fallen, Snitch, and Broken City, 2013 is still fresh and has many more stories to tell.

The following are the 5 most anticipated films of 2013:

Historical Women of War [Infographic]

Women have always played a pivotal role in society. From child birth to rearing women have proven to be the link that brings everything together. In the same fashion, women have significantly influenced the armed forces. Throughout history the supposed “weaker sex” has displayed strong mental and physical abilities.

During ancient wartimes men were on the frontline while women were at home. Although not viewed as significant at the time, ancient women’s work at home greatly contributed to the success or failure of a country at war. Whereas women who cared for children allowed their husbands to concentrate and win fights, women who did not tend to home duties served as distractions and sometimes caused nations to lose wars.

As time progressed and more rights were granted, women became the face of frontlines in war and even served as authoritative figures in battle. Sergeant Major Mildred C. Kelly is one of several females to make warrior history in 1974 when she was appointed over hundreds of well-qualified men to be Command Sergeant Major.

Today there are no limits to what women can do and war is no exception. From Majors to Generals, women have conquered every role except the Commander-In-Chief position. When it comes to war women truly show off their girl power.

Star Trek's William Shatner blasts US tax video

Star Trek's Shatner blasts US tax video (via AFP)

Star Trek actor William Shatner has accused US tax authorities of wasting tens of thousands of dollars on a spoof video based on the cult television space show. Shatner -- who played the Starship Enterprise's commander Captain James T Kirk in the series -- took to Twitter to lambast the video, which…

Book Tour: 'The Lady and the Highwayman' (Historical Romance)

"Romance is in the air... Everywhere I look around
Romance is in the air... Every sight and every sound"

What do you mean "it should be love is in the air"? If I want to put romance instead of love, I can do that, okay? It's my right. My blog, my rules. Jeeeez!

Oh, and, no need to check the calendar... Valentine's Day is not around the corner, don't panic! (unless you're reading this post next year, on February the 14th, and just realised that you have forgotten to buy something to your loved on... then, in this case, start panicking!) 

I know it's quite unusual to find posts about romance in this blog (apart from the compulsory ones around Valentine's Day, that is...) but, today, the Book Tour we're hosting is for a historical romance novel. So, yeah...erm... we kind of  temporarily sacrificed our principles... 
But, hey, it is a historical romance novel after all.

Find out more about the book and its author below... 
There is an excerpt available for you to read and some info about its author, Charlotte Davila, as well.

Enjoy!

Loup Dargent